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To: tuliptree76; StarCMC

Well, er.. um.. Yes..


My best friend (later step-daughter) and I wore the same size in clothing on the dot.
(Except for shirts, obviously.)

Well, I was wearing a hunter green shirt, turtle neck, and military boots with hairy legs sticking out of the hem of a blue pleated miniskirt.
(Shoulda been a Kilt!)

The sales lady wandered up and asked if she could assist.
(Hairy legs weren't a tipoff?)
I said "YES! I would like to purchase this item!"
She looked like she was going to have a stroke, and held a hand to the side of her head.
And then asked me to leave..


761 posted on 12/16/2004 9:23:08 AM PST by Darksheare ("His heart went dead underneath her gaze" - The Book of Foreshadowed Sorrows.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!


762 posted on 12/16/2004 9:24:49 AM PST by tuliptree76
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