Seriously, I did post some comments (see above) that attempted to explain the convoluted process by which I came up with this peculiar new screen name.
Though I don't think I really succeeded in accomplishing anything...other than confusing people even more.
I'm thinking of starting an entirely separate vanity thread, where I'll just post a list of the screen names that I ended up rejecting.
Give me some time. I'll probably get used to it. :-)