Messenger: Is there anyone in this rout with the authority to speak with me? Or with the wit to understand me?
Aragorn: We're from the Union.
Gandalf: We represent the workers of all the magical industries of Middle Earth, both evil and benign.
Messenger: (snarls)
Aragorn: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?
Messenger: I... well, uh, we don't even have dental.
Pippin: They don't even have dental!!
(all laugh)
LOL