I'll bet we break up THE MOVIES into manageable sessions, interspersed with the launching of various projectiles toward yonder targets, plus as I understand consumption of vast quantities of (insert).
Hmmm. makes me wonder now what G'nad was hauling those logs for. Obstacle course? Log cutting contests? Caber toss?
Prolly to hide any interlopers' bodies in....
they was in the way... but... you have given me an idea...