Yep, I forgot about that! I'll have to have a sex change operation to do that, but I know the federal government will pay for that, too, so no worries.
Bones
"They're mandatory under Kerry health care,"
Yep! And after one, you can join the military and let us taxpayers pay for a boob job! Over 250 of these have been performed in the military on our dime since 2000!
If John Kerry wins, I'm gonna move to Canada and leech of those idiot Canucks and their socialism. Hell, the drugs are cheaper there and they'll probably have no problems with me wiping my a$$ with a UN flag.