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A Kerry win might be in the stars (Indian astrologers predict Kerry win)
Yahoo! News UK & Ireland ^ | Friday October 29 2004, 11:30 AM | Reuters

Posted on 10/29/2004 8:04:00 PM PDT by AM2000

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Surveys in the United States may be showing the race for president as too close to call but top Indian astrologers say the planets have clearly made up their mind: John Kerry will win.

Planets governing President George W. Bush are eclipsed and in an uncomfortable position, making his tenure controversial and his re-election bid unsuccessful, the soothsayers said on Friday, four days before the vote.

On the other hand, the planets of Democratic challenger Senator John Kerry were in the ascendant, ensuring him success in competitions.

"Saturn, which is the lord of health and fortune for President Bush, has been eclipsed by the Sun, which is unfortunate and gives him a clear defeat," Lachhman Das Madan, editor of a popular astrology magazine, told Reuters.

"Kerry will win," said Madan, who is also known as "the emperor of astrologers". "It is cosmic writ that George W. Bush cannot become president of United States again."

Ajai Bhambi, a senior astrologer and author of several books on the science of predictions, agreed.

"Kerry is likely to beat Bush in the final verdict," he told the New Indian Express newspaper.

Bejan Daruwalla, another top astrologer, told Reuters he had yet to calculate who would win Tuesday's election. But Bush, even if he won, would not be allowed by his planets to complete a full term, he said.

Astrology is extremely popular in India and many top politicians, businessmen and movie stars consult astrologers before taking important decisions.

Tuesday's vote is forecast to be one of the closest in American history. A Reuters/Zogby poll showed on Thursday that Bush was leading Kerry by 48 to 46 percent but the lead was well within the poll's margin of error.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: astrology; napalminthemorning; prozacchewables
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1 posted on 10/29/2004 8:04:00 PM PDT by AM2000
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To: AM2000

To much curry my friend


2 posted on 10/29/2004 8:06:30 PM PDT by DAC22
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To: AM2000

Like most other things that originate with a pagan practice, this is BS. Tuesday the author will be eating his words with curry.


3 posted on 10/29/2004 8:07:26 PM PDT by MysticCrusader
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To: AM2000

astrology = satanism...so its really no wonder why the father of all lies would favor the prince of all liars

imo


4 posted on 10/29/2004 8:07:31 PM PDT by joesnuffy (America needs a 'Big Dog' on her porch not a easily frightened, whining, French,"Surrender Poodle"..)
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To: AM2000

Interesting.

What do the sheep entrails say?


[pffffft!]...;))


5 posted on 10/29/2004 8:07:55 PM PDT by Salamander (Pirates of the Appalachians)
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To: AM2000
I can't wait to see them eat their words.

Does verbiage count as vegetarian?
6 posted on 10/29/2004 8:08:54 PM PDT by ScottM1968
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To: Salamander

LMNO ..thats too funny


7 posted on 10/29/2004 8:09:14 PM PDT by kingattax
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To: AM2000

Well, I'm so glad Kerry has the soothsayer vote, too.


8 posted on 10/29/2004 8:09:43 PM PDT by NordP (Stem Cell Research? Taxes? Oil $ ? --None of them will matter, if I'm dead ...or in a burka!)
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To: AM2000

Are these the same guys who provide Customer Support for my [name-brand] printer?

They weren't very accurate with that, either.


9 posted on 10/29/2004 8:10:17 PM PDT by Chummy (RepublicanAttackSquad.biz: "A vote 4 Kerry is a vote 4 Osama")
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To: joesnuffy

I've seen it all. A barber who flips his "lucky silver coin" and it has predicted the President for the last 50 years.

The Red Skins win predicts a Bush win.

The weekly reader children survey goes for Bush.

The gamblers in Vegas always get it right.

A flower in China either blooms white for a Dem or Red for Repub.

The stars aligned for Kerry.

Remember it is God's hands and in our hearts and voting and volunteering and praying are the only polls and signs and omens you need to "watch".


10 posted on 10/29/2004 8:10:48 PM PDT by TurtleStink
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To: AM2000

Can they give me the score for the OU - OSU game tomorrow? Vegas says Oklahoma by 12.5, and I want to place my bet early.


11 posted on 10/29/2004 8:11:14 PM PDT by gsrinok
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To: AM2000
The 'Khrushev Prophecy' . . .manifesting. . .

No.. .No. . .No. . .

When Kerry loses. . .

. . .it will be due to 'computer error' in sign calculation; what the 'Signs REALLY said was;

BUSH WINS!

. . . and that Kerry will be DIVORCED from both 'fame AND fortune'.

13 posted on 10/29/2004 8:15:23 PM PDT by cricket (Don't lose your head. . vote Republican. . .)
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To: AM2000
The 'Khrushev Prophecy' . . .manifesting. . .

No.. .No. . .No. . .

When Kerry loses. . .

. . .it will be due to 'computer error' in sign calculation; what the 'Signs REALLY said was;

BUSH WINS!

. . . and that Kerry will be DIVORCED from both 'fame AND fortune'.

14 posted on 10/29/2004 8:15:24 PM PDT by cricket (Don't lose your head. . vote Republican. . .)
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To: Chummy

< / chortle >


15 posted on 10/29/2004 8:15:27 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: AM2000

Wonder what the OUIJA ("wee-gee") board says?


16 posted on 10/29/2004 8:15:31 PM PDT by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: Nowhere Man
The Spartans just read the omens.

They said Bush by 3%.
17 posted on 10/29/2004 8:16:59 PM PDT by A Balrog of Morgoth (With fire, sword, and stinging whip I drive the Rats in terror before me.)
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To: AM2000

I'll wager that Reuters will not be writing a follow up piece on this predicition if Bush wins. They'll give the "the emperor of astrologers" a pass, just like they do with Kerry.


18 posted on 10/29/2004 8:20:45 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: TurtleStink

let's see...God made the stars...and they are worshipping the stars instead of who made them?...Bunk


20 posted on 10/29/2004 8:25:58 PM PDT by queenkathy
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