[plain talk]

IF IF If frogs had wings they wouldn't drag their butts as they move along.

[RipSawyer]

"IF IF If frogs had wings they wouldn't drag their butts as they move along."

I have heard for years that if a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his Democrat symbol but Dan Rather corrected that when he informed us on national television that "if a frog had side pockets he would probably carry a handgun". I am still trying to figure out what Dan meant but then I never have been able to make sense of Dan Rather.