They will have photos copied from kinkos, that show the landing of a space ship. Two aliens carrying what appears to be an infant is laid at the door step of George & Barbara Bush.
CBS promises a tape of the Bushs' actually picking up the child and carrying it inside.
Tune in at 5:00 P.M. for the full accurate account. Shortly following news release, Kerry will call a nation wide news conference.
Kerry will blame Bush for the Lunar Eclipse of the moon as a result of him failing to support Kyoto.
-Jazhawk