Posted on 10/27/2004 4:11:57 PM PDT by ambrose
Vanity: Tomorrow is the traditional "October Surprise" day - What will it be this time?
The indictment of Cap Weinberger, the Bruce Herschensohn revelations, and the DUI - they were all revealed on the Thursday before the election.
What will it be this time?
The Boston Red Sox will win the World Series nobody in the Northeast will care about politics on Tuesday.
Rumors that, since Kerry's complexion looks jaundiced, has his prostate cancer has returned ?
John Kerry will attend a Red Sox game. They will lose 4 straight and everyone will blame him.
Kerry will blame Bush for the Lunar Eclipse of the moon as a result of him failing to support Kyoto.
-Jazhawk
....bringing to mind the Paul Wellstone funeral, costing kerry Minnesota and 46 other states.
John Edwards will be found alive.
Tah-ray-zaaaaaaa has the other! LOL!
Michael Moore will see the ABC Terrorist tape, suddenly realize that there IS a terrorist threat, and endorse Bush as the only candidate qualified to deal with it right now.
"Kerry will admit that he's gay."
Edwards too, and they are leaving their wives for each other. Edwards has enough dough for the both of them.
This would fit in with Rush's observation that Kerry & Edwards could drop out of the race today and many people would still cast their "anybody but Bush vote"
During stump speech, Kerry announces his family will return the Bush tax cuts to help pay for his programs...then Teresa kicks him in the nads and announces she's voting for Bush.
-Jazhawk
Osama Bin Laden will be proven to be dead, and the entire country will say, "Well that's over with. Now to vote in Kerry to get me some of that free health care!"
Michael Moore will explode.
Kerry will step down for personal reasons. Hillary will step up.
John Kerry, in the middle of a stump speech, will suddenly realize, "Holy Crap! I'm a sitting Senator! I haven't been to the office in months! Excuse me, folks. I've got some work to do."
Don't forget....daylight savings time is coming up...he'll be blamed for workers losing an hour of work.
Actually, I do have a serious guess at this one:
The October Surprise (favoring Bush, actually) will be this:
We capture Zarqawi in Iraq.
Remember you heard it here first!
Kerry will produce to the MSM, his Silver Star with a "V" medal, along with the recomendation signed by Jimmy Carter, which will prove he is qualified to be CIC, since NO SOLDIER IN THE HISTORY OF THE US MILITARY (except F'n) HAS ONE !!!
Kerry will become overly excited at a rally in Ohio, call Bush 'a capitalist pig', and start yelling "allah akbar!" to the crowd.
The DUI story was on Thursday. Here's a link to the CNN story.
http://archives.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/11/02/bush.dui/
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