Femme Tuxedo Dress
Alex Evenings
regular: $220.00
sale: $204.99
Looking for the ideal outfit for your next formal? This
glamour filled jacket and dress combination strikes
just the right pose. Shimmery empire style black and
white dress with matching white lapeled jacket.
Sizes 14-24. Acetate/Poly. Dry Clean. Imported.
I really appreciate your effort to find me a dress to wear to the Inauguration.
I will keep you posted as to my progress.
The phone rang. The lady of the house answered, "Yes?"
"Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking." "Mrs.Ward, this is
Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When
your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab,
the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well
and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's.
Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asked.
"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell
which is your husband's."
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questioned
Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these
expensive tests more than once."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your
husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way
home, don't sleep with him."
Tres chic. And that is undoubtedly a pearl clasp on the jacket.