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Posted on 10/05/2004 3:33:41 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
What happened!??
I love stuff like this.
Posted by g'nad to Corin Stormhands; Ramius; HairOfTheDog; 2Jedismom; JenB; RosieCotton; osagebowman; 300winmag; ...
On General/Chat ^ 10/19/2004 11:51:51 AM CDT · 3,179 of 3,178
WTH?
kid copped an attitude... didn't want to be here... thought I was oppressin'him... threw a werksheet I handed him away... I tossed, er, I mean, directed him against a wall in the hallway... he's on his way home to his mommy now... after a stop at the nerse...
don't worry... it's all good...
Been doing that a lot to me lately...a glitch.
It's happened a lot lately... probably something to do with why posts take a few seconds to appear now and then.
did you ever know that yer muh hero...
Heheh...
Remind me to stay on your good side, k?
I've been getting that a lot lately. Drives me nuts.
Kind of funny joke:
Patient to his psychiatrist: Doctor, I can't remember anything!
I forgot what happened yesterday. I forgot what my car looks
like. I can't even remember my own name.
Psychiatrist: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Heh... I feel like that some days...
he wuz one of those weasely obnoxious selfish twits that yuh just want tuh slap...
me: do this
twit: but Idon'twanna...
me: like I give a crap what you want...
twit: I don'twanna be here...
me: like I give a crap how you feel...
twit: I need to go the nurse...
me: you need to get a life...
twit: I think you're a jerk..
me: yer right... but yer opinion means jack to me...
twit: I'm not doin' this...
me: thud...
pure poetry
Mwahahaha. I'm surprised the Marines let you go, they should put you in charge of boot camp.
*snif* That's just beautiful...
Gosh, I wish you coulda been there at that "retreat" deal we had on Friday! There was a counseling major in my group who kept talkin' 'bout how we need more programs to address the emotional well-being of various kids who do things like sleep through an entire day of classes because "they just don't understand that they need to go to bed before four". Um...I don't need a PROGRAM for that. I think they need the g'nad treatment...and a life.
nooooo... they need a kick in the ass...
I'da asked him "Why? Is it that time of the month?"
I prob'ly wouldn't last 5 minutes as a teacher.
comes purty nat'ral...
Yep. It's a lot cheaper n' more effective.
Works better, too.
I think I like yer answer better...
mine?
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