At my job we had security repeatedly tell a moron to stop dancing around in front of the forklifts.
Well, he didn’t listen and decided to try his hand at some Matrix bs and ended up with a forklift tine running him through from the side.
He was dangling from his belly.
He did succeed in bending over backwards though.
Woah.....I have no words.... :-(
Looks like a personification of that chair in my bedroom