"When I look at my children, sometimes I wish I remained a virgin." — the late Lillian Carter.
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Just when you think you've heard it all.
Bill and Hillary Clinton and John Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet. Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out he window right now and make somebody very happy."
Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten 10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "I could throw all of them out the window and make this whole country happy!"