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Did I hear correctly today that Kerry said his tan (aka pumpkin head syndrome) happened while playing football the day before? Only Kerry could get a tan at this time of day.

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass, walks along the Charles River to play a game of football on the Esplanade in Boston Saturday, Sept. 25, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

What a freak.

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Kerry's campaign tried the pancake makeup today to cover up that horrible "tan"...personally, I think it was a botched peel.

Didn't the donkeys learn anything from Algore's disastrous make up job in the first debate last time around?