I don't know if I can convince the Guy to help with that one . . . his instinct for self-preservation is more finely developed than mine, I assume 'cause he (unlike me) didn't grow up hearing "Hey, hold ma beer 'n' watch 'is!"
For my faily it was "Stand back and let a real psycho show ya how it's done."
And then something would explode, burst into flames, melt, or all of the above with lots of noise and smoke.