
Patriot - We were so lucky to have you among us.
IF YOU sent former President Bill Clinton flowers during his hospital stint, you should know that he is desperately allergic to them in the best of times and especially now. [What? You mean he didn't like that ragweed bouquet I sent?] If you want to please Bill and help his recovery, [and who wouldn't?] send a check to the heart association, or to AmFAR, or to the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock, Ark. Incidentally, Sen. Hillary Clinton is telling pals they are doing real fine when friends volunteer to assist his recovery or handle the phones and correspondence or whatever. The Clintons will have professional nursing help [Blubba called the escort, ahem - nursing - service himself!] along with them when he comes home from the hospital.
The Kitty Kelley chronicles continue:
... Kelley's source about the First Lady's alleged pot smoking is a Texas public relations man named Robert Nash who says, "She not only smoked dope, but she sold dope." [I'm sure] Kelley also claims that the First Couple went to pot parties on the British Virgin Islands with Laura Bush's college roommate Jane Clark and her pal, Hall of Fame pitcher Sandy Koufax. [Sandy Koufax?] To back up the much-rumored story of the younger George Bush getting an abortion for a girlfriend, Kelley cites Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt. [Another impeccable source!] link