Hey, those mountain boys gotta practice on something.........er, I mean someone.
a retired republican, moved to west va.
bought a nice quiet place and enjoyed the peace.
he went to town occassionly to get mail and provision.
after 6 months of no contact,there was a knock on his door.
he opened the door and there was a huge moutain man.
he said hello,and the man said his name was enoch,he was the neighbor from the other side of the hill,and wanted to invite him to a gathering.
the retired republican said,it was time for some fratenizing with the locals.
enoch said,ther might be some fighting.
the retired republican said,thats okay i'm a peacefull guy.
enoch said,there might be some sex.
the retired republican,said,well it's been awhile and what shall i wear.
enoch,said,it don't matter,it's just gonna be me and you.