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To: osagebowman
I'd like mine with extra mercury, please :)

...but keep it away from Uranus*...

*(Lou Costello voice) "I'm a baaad boy!"

63 posted on 08/05/2004 7:32:07 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (John Kerry: The Franchurian Candidate)
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To: All
New tagline...dunno why I didn't fix it long ago...

Told my boss this afternoon, in mystic tones: "Within seven days, I will see the City of Grand Rapids under several feet of water."

Boss: "What? Why? How? (or words to that effect)"

Me (normal voice): "The steamship City of Grand Rapids burned and sank at anchor off Bruce Peninsula, Ontario, about a hundred years ago. The wreck is visible, and I'll be seeing it on my vacation."

70 posted on 08/05/2004 7:37:45 PM PDT by ExGeeEye (Vacation in three days! WooHoo!)
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