"I was always hoping that the Bat-Rehydrator got lost during the shark attack."
LOL! "Where's the hope of the free world now?"
I also like the end where LBJ calls up Batman to ask him if he wants to stump for him, but Batman explains he's already been contacted by the "other candidate" and he's afraid he's nonpartisan :)
And then there's the scene where the Navy sells a used nuclear submarine to a customer using a PO Box, who turns out to be the Penguin, and the Secretary of the Navy upon discovering this asks Batman if that was a bad idea :)
Doh!