Shameless :)
You have no idea. ;)
We're back from shoppin'. A chore I hate. Big'ol didn't find the book. He only berated the clerks a little bit. Not me. I didn't find the 'perfect outfit' for my vey important briefing next week. There were lots of potential purchases, but nothing in my size. So *I* flipped out. "What kind of poor management runs this place? There are exactly three pairs of slacks in this sea of petites in my size. Two are hideous and have nothing that matches. The third was used as a hankerchief by someone's kid. I will not buy boogers. I will not buy anything from this store."