And he's such a dork, he would screw it up. He would probably defund the military, and then kvetch about how they don't do the job.
Friends don't let dorks become President ...
Don't know if David's told you about the temps here today ... was 102.
And this isn't the hottest part of the year yet. That'll be next month. There'll be a cold front through tomorrow, and temps should only get up to 95 ... yay!
And who told David he wouldn't have to cope with freezing temperatures? There's usually at least one ice storm a year here ...