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Posted on 08/05/2004 5:47:31 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
All the rain is on the east coast, I think...
Yeah. I think Marcellus' crew chief should be suspended over that chariot.
I think the trick is to broaden the concept of superheroes to appeal to the middle-aged housewife demographic. "The Adventures of. . .Soap Opera Man!"
Hmmmm....why should a puma fly?
That just isn't right! This is the second year of absolute drought from June-Sept. Aug and Sept are historically dry, but we usually still get some rain June and July.
Dang yer good. I can't believe you found the exploding orange juice day...
"Help! I'm falling at a 45-degree angle and breaking the laws of physics!"
It was working earlier today, but doesn't load now.
Oh well.
http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/
That was just luck! Was searching for "drought".
This one gave me "Corin Stormhands"
http://www.barrowdowns.com/middleearthname.asp
No more droughts for oil!
I used it but didn't get as flattering a name as "Corin Stormhands"
I'm "Groveling Bounder"...ha!
Or the Orc version: "Zagwakh the Atrocious".
Or Elvish: "Gorhrivëion"
One of mine was "Popular Warg"
If you want to make inroads with housewives, you can't rely on dumb stereotypes like the bonbons-and-soaps idiocy. I don't know any actual housewives who watch those things. It's old ladies and preteen girls...
Gave up on soap operas YEARS ago!!
Hmmm--maybe the villain could be whoever writes the soap operas: "Dr. Stereotype" :) Whose minions are old ladies and preteen girls. . .
ROFL!!!!
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