Ok I'll play "Knights of Old, too. :-)
KNIGHT IN RUSTY ARMOR
Long ago in days of old
There lived a knight
Who wasn't quite as bold
As a knight should be.
He rode an old gray mare called Bess,
Searching for a damsel in distress
Just to see if he
Could set her free.
See the knight in rusty armour ride
To her aid.
Trusty sword is hanging at his side
With a rusty blade.
Up the tower steps he sneaked,
But as he moved,
His rusty armour squeaked
Such a mournful note
And all the sentries at their posts
Thought it must have been the castle ghost.
They jumped for their lives
In the moat.
So the knight in rusty armour won
His fair maid,
Had no need to draw his trusty sword
With a rusty blade.
As he bent to kiss his bride,
He found that he was
Rusted up inside
In his battle dress
And I can't guess
How they still got married and had twins.
They came in tins.
Every suit of armour ever made
Has a kink:
Chain mail pants with a missing link.
Peter and Gordon
OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!