I watched the first part of LKL Alive? and got much the same vibe that you did. I thought Ms. Johnny E looked horrible in her duds - no neck. They're both very scary.
Dave Zobel, 42, who won $250 in San Jose State University's annual Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for bad writing, poses for a photo Monday, July 19, 2004, at his office Irvine, Calif. Zobel, who has penned losing Bulwer-Lytton entries since 1997, is author of 'Dave Zobel's Bent Book of Boatspeak: How to Sound Like a Sailor and Know Just Enough to Be Dangerous.' (AP Photo/Nick Ut)