LOL... your deer apparently just like to eat all your stuff.
I don't have deer. I wish I did, I love to catch sight of them, but they won't risk the dog.
Yeah....I must have had an "All You Can Eat Buffet" sign written in deer.
I have a whole herd of deer. There are three that come by most often. They were pretty skittish at first but they've gotten used to me enough that I can sometimes go outside while they're there and they won't run unless I get too close or make a sudden loud noise. At first there was a minor problem with them eating some of the trees and garden vegetables but a little fencing took care of that pretty much.