Just after that last reply, we took a VEY major hit in THE core router of the entire hospital system. After changing our phone greeting to "don't call us, we know the whole system is hosed", I spent the next five hours paging people, relaying messages, and rousting techs out of bed.
If it happened at 11AM instead of 11PM, it would have been far worse. Even so, I'm reminded of Cannoneer No.4's tagline, I've lost turret power; I have my nods and my .50. Hooah. I will stay until relieved. White 2 out.