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Who has less class, Teresa Heinz Kerry or her son? Do we really need to know about these peoples' sex lives?

Chris Heinz might be one of People magazine's "50 Hottest Bachelors," but apparently he's not getting any action. Or so the 31-year-old ketchup heir wants the world to believe.

"I think I'm the only person who hasn't hooked up because of the campaign. Because I'm deathly afraid to," Heinz confided to Lowdown at Monday night's posh fund-raiser for stepdad John Kerry at furniture mogul Eric Villency's Tribeca palace.

"Campaigns are very young, but I only meet people for one or two nights at a time, max, unless I'm here in New York or in L.A. That's not a good model for me" - presumably he meant "model for living," not Karolina Kurkova. "I've never been that guy. I wish! Or I used to wish. Anyhow, I don't wish now."

Was that a tone of mild self-pity creeping into the handsome, single millionaire's celibacy claim? Impossible! What about all those promising reports about a relationship with "Troy" actress Diane Kruger?

"That's a rumor," Heinz lamented. "She's a friend of mine. We all run in the same group here. I do know her, but I'm single. I should be so lucky!"

Can somebody, please, get this guy a date? Lloyd Grove, NY Daily News

76 posted on 06/30/2004 1:42:25 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
Maybe Chris Heinz should give Nicole Kidman a call.

Men don't want me: Nicole Kidman


77 posted on 07/01/2004 8:14:49 AM PDT by daisyscarlett
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To: mountaineer

Good thing he has money.

Do we know if Teresa's a drinker of adult beverages? Chris' eyes look kinda far apart, a telltale sign of consuming too much alcohol while pregnant.

85 posted on 07/01/2004 1:14:09 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (You're not the boss of me.)
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