So I had a weird Hole-related dream last night. I dreamed I was in this grocery store with heavy security that had a lounge with a computer desk in the lobby (which makes no sense, but hey, it's a dream!), and when I sat down at the desk to type, I discovered someone had concealed a miniature version of a Hobbit Hole knife next to the desk. This struck me as odd, so I alerted security and they began a sweep of the area for possible terrorists with knives. I asked them if I could keep the knife when they were done looking :)
Well, now that I killed the thread, guess I'll be funkling on here. . .