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To: Corin Stormhands
WE be havin' CHURCH!

(ecurbh, tell your brother you found a home...)

Hallelujah and Glory to God!!!

WN forgot to tell you about her adventure with the snake this afternoon too!!! Praise Jesus... just like it says in Mark 16:17 bout them snakes!!!! I overcame it!!! There it was.... 2 feet long.... crawling across Aunt Cheryl and Uncle Lynn's yard with me on the Craftsman Deluxe ridin' lawnmower! I saw it a crawlin'.... I propped my feet up o' top of the engine, put 'er in 2nd gear and roared over her! Slammed it back in reverse and went back again! She was obviously crippled so I shoved the mower back in first so as to grind her up slowly and painfully..... then into reverse again..... my legs was gettin' kinda crouped being stuck up on top of that engine then so I shoved her back in third and ran over the demon creature from hell again... then made another round in the front yard as the hellacious creature hadn't moved since my second pass over her...

After about 3 more rounds of the front yard, checkin' the serpent each time making sure she was more dead than the last time.... there was fire ants already eatin' upon her flesh..... by the time I finished mowing the yard.... she was a veritable mound of fire ant feast. And once again.... Genesis 3:15 is proven.

2,021 posted on 07/02/2004 8:51:06 PM PDT by Wneighbor (OH! It's almost time to leave!)
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To: Wneighbor

cool snake story. Good thing you didn't take the time to listen to whatever it had to say.


2,025 posted on 07/02/2004 8:53:24 PM PDT by msdrby (Great things come at great cost. - John Nash)
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To: Wneighbor
Poor little snake!

It was all warm and frisky from the nice hot sun ... then YOU hadda go make it mower roadkill!

2,067 posted on 07/02/2004 9:51:42 PM PDT by Rose in RoseBear (HHD [.... bumpBUMP ... reverse ... bumpBUMP ...])
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