[RandallFlagg]

Weirdest thing that happened to us was a methane pocket that we hit off the coast of Somalia. It made the sea look like we were cruising in milk.

Then there was a comet that covered a fifty-degree arc over the skies of the Indian Ocean in 1994. Arrived on my 25th birthday.

THEN, we saw a large, green lizard-looking beast rise out of the waters off of Japa--- Nevermind. It's classified.

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Worst that happened to me was having an engine crap out WAYYY out to sea one stormy night. No sweat, right? We got three more, so we turn for home plate. Through wild thunderstorms we go, and as we get within range of land, ANOTHER engine dies!

That's when it got crazy.