The Letter Thief
The Letter Thief is watching,
He will steal them from you.
First he doesn’t take too much,
He only steals a few.
Then you find he’s taking words,
And scrambles them around.
It’s really such a bother,
When this guy is in town.
LadyX has got his pic,
He is an ugly cuss.
We really need to catch him,
And put him on the bus.
The bus that goes to DU,
He is welcome there.
They can’t spell or even think,
They never wash their hair.
Or change their socks, brush their teeth,
Just filth and lies they spew.
On second thought let’s keep him here,
He only steals a few.
Conspiracy Guy 6/15/04
aka DIF © 2003 or 2004