We were in the mall, walking along and I was again assisting with shopping, and some 14 year old young thing in 'hoochie' skirts and 'grope me' tube tops (step-daughter's words) comes slithering up my front and asks:
"What are you doing here with HER?"
Did I mention that I truly detest the color radioactive green?
Whether or not it's eye shadow, lipstick, or clothing, or all of the above together in one outfit?
I'm busy doing the 'ick' backpedal and my step-daughter chimes in very LOUDLY:
"Just what are you doing to my FAH-ther?!"
14 year old ran off like a whipped cur.
(Of course, step-daughter wanted to go into 'kill' mode on her.)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!