LMAO....For me the Fabric softening would have been the tip off...lol
LOL!
You'd think I'd have payed more attention to such, but I honestly didn't.
(I earned the title of "Most Clueless of Men" given to me by both the missus and the step-daughter. Don't rightly remember the circumstances behind it, but it was said with warmth and affection.)
I don't use fabric softener, so I was suspicious but shrugged it off.
I figgered the missus had somethign to do with it instead.
(It's always the one you suspect the least!)
At least she wasn't borrowing my shirts, that would've really made me worry about losing my marbles.
"Why does my shirt smell flowery?"