The best one I remember was one that spilled out into the parking lot of the club we were at............some stupid B made the mistake of coming at me with a baseball bat. she was disarmed rather quickly by yours truly and she turned tail and ran!!!! Her boyfriend was too stupid to follow her lead and wound up with a broken nose.
broken nose? is that all? I can think of a better place to use a baseball bat if some creep was stalking me, I'd say you were being generous with the fool.
You is a whoopazz.