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To: Happy2BMe

Six to Eight weeks, huh?

I'd better hurry up get my dog through his
obedience lessons that I paid up front for!


If this thing is for real, it could mean serious
problems for Bush's re-election!

The only safe place is Australia? Gee, silly me...I would
have figured the safest place was whatever side of the earth was facing the SUN at the time of impact and not the side of impact. But what do I know? I'm not a scientist.

That evil government of ours! Keeping this secret from us!
Just for that, I won't vote for ANYBODY in November! That'll fix their wagons!

Anybody want to buy a titanium umbrella? I can let them go to the first 99 callers for the low, low price of $324,989.00 a piece. And if you buy more than one, you'll get the second one for only 99 cents!


Thanks for the informative post. Now I know that I wont' have to bother mowing my lawn anymore, no matter HOW much the neighbors complain!

See you all in the stars, folks! Ta! ta!


16 posted on 06/02/2004 8:59:09 AM PDT by JustPlainJoe
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To: JustPlainJoe
Good one. I'm not a scientist either, and if the world ends this afternoon at 3:33 p.m. sharp, I know where I'll be at 3:34.

Stay safe.

18 posted on 06/02/2004 9:04:47 AM PDT by Happy2BMe (U.S.A. - - United We Stand - - Divided We Fall - - Support Our Troops - - Vote BUSH)
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To: JustPlainJoe
Anybody want to buy a titanium umbrella?

You're giving me a 'Wile E. Coyote' moment with that. Standing under a falling space rock with a Titanium umbrella would be like watching a picture-hanging finishing nail being pounded into a waterlogged balsa log with a pile driver. WHOMP!! LOL! :-)

36 posted on 06/02/2004 9:54:36 AM PDT by Riley (Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
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To: JustPlainJoe; Riley; Happy2BMe
"...Anybody want to buy a titanium umbrella?"


99 posted on 06/02/2004 4:32:06 PM PDT by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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