Sheesh! Can't a guy be a smart@$$ in peace? I know I ain't never experienced heat like smaagee is experiencin'.
Given muh druthers, I'druther experience 100 degrees with no (or little) humidity than 100 degrees with the humidity we get here.
'Course it also helps if the pool attendant is there to bring you umbrella drinks and spritz you down with her water bottle. (Missus and I were at a resort once where they did that).
You going elfy on us?
Hey, I'm with ya! The hottest I've ever really been in was spending a month in Tucson in July/August. It would get to the 112/114 range in the afternoons. And I would be out in it. Wasn't near as miserable as Houston in 80 degree temps!!! HONEST!!!
Didn't have nobody waitin' on me by the pool but there was a pool we visited from time to time.... it was after one of my traumatic marriages ended and one of my male cousins there had a LOT of cute friends! :-)