[T'wit]

>> We would be glad to have you join us!

You are inviting us to become a victim of rat rumps and mouse manure, of chipmunk chips and pillow poops?

Gee, thanks.

But let me check my calendar........................

{checking}

I have Thursday open in 31 years.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Sooooo, are you adtmittinck zat you heff had your peelow poopedt on by a cheepmunk too? Becausc eye wass under ze impreshun zet eye wass ze only one...

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

If you wait that long to join you may never get to attend a rally or a meeting. You need to clear out some space on your calendar, man.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

You are inviting us to become a victim of rat rumps and mouse manure, of chipmunk chips and pillow poops?

T'wit, T'wit, T'wit. No. This is a group for those who have already been victimized, not an invitation to BECOME victimized.

As founder of this organization, DVPOPC, I wish to extend an invitation to you as an honorary member.