"Safer" =
1. Walls will be covered with a fluffy rainbow patterned sequented mesh.
2. School uniforms will be enforced - each September students are handed their choice of:
~Pink beret
~candy cane striped stockings
~Fashion Bug hand bag with detachable purse (or "coin bag")
3. "Jocks" will no longer be allowed to wear their jerseys or jackets in class - they must conform to more stylish apparel - including assless chaps, purple cowboy hats, mini-vests with frills, etc.
4. Everyone who points out a persons homosexuality in a dismissive or derogatory fashion will be punished with 15 minutes in the "dark truck stop room".
5. Homosexuals, with support of affirmative action, will be encouraged to denounce all heterosexuals and show the glory that is - The Flamer.
Just remember kids! When we say Diversity we really mean New Conformity!
C.O'D.