That reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon I loved that reminded me of my work at non-profits. Joke went something like:
"These numbers aren't right, but they are the best numbers we have"
Punch line: "Um... If these numbers are wrong anyway, why don't we make up better wrong numbers to use?"
So they won't look too good to be true.
You have GOT to get this album. It's free from Billy Graham. It's outstanding. I just get the shivers ever time I listen...
Call this number and ask for the Free Tommy Coomes Praise Band Album "My Savior's Love".
1-877-247-2426
You have GOT to get it. It's just fantastic. I keep it playing all the time and when I'm not home I'm singing the songs on the inside, and sometimes they bust out even though I can't sing worth a flip!
Worse thing is, she'd come to a meeting and say "We have this much money and we have to pay for this and this"
15 minutes later, "and this..."
15 minutes later, "oh, and this..."