Oh great. Now every station will start running it in syndication.
So no one told you life was going to be this way: your job is a joke. You're broke, and your love life is D.O.A. It's funny how you are always stuck in second gear. It has not been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But I'll be there for you.
For ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
On every channel.
Until you die.