This can be arranged.
Ruthee: Unlike your ocean out there with its carnivorous beach parasites that leave lasting scars on the legs of visitors... :-) This water out here has positively ZERO dangerous critters. Nothing here bites, stings, or eats people. Nothing. The most carnivorous things we have are cutthroat trout and salmon. And herring. None of them are known to be man-eaters. :-)
Hey! At least our "carnivorous beach parasites that leave lasting scars on the legs of visitors" won't kill you!
And you really expect me to believe that there are no sharks in your water?
we could fish. some of us likes to fish.