LOL!
I was thinking that the commentary was somewhat supplied by the audience.
Yeah, be careful changing those sheets.
The missus' arm swelled up and had this corpse like red white and blue bull's eye look to the bite, along with skin sloughing off, pus, and pain.
We never did find the spider, but the bite itself is distinctive.
Well, it was black, so I'm hoping that means it wasn't a recluse. Unfortunately I don't know enough about spider identification to know if there are non-brown types of recluses. It was fairly large, though not huge.