I can live with no papaya trees and I can definitely live without invisible-biting-leaving-scars-for-life-bugs!!!
It's the COLD I can't deal with!
What COLD?? It doesn't get "cold" here. Sure, it might get a little chilly on some winter evenings... but that's what wood-fires are for. Sometimes in the winter I turn off the furnace just to have an excuse to build a fire in the fireplace.
What part of "roaring fires... red meat off the bone..." is so hard to understand?
There's gonna be a roaring fire on the beach on a particular Saturday afternoon here sometime soon. We'll have to do it pretty early in the evening, since high tide is at about 8pm and that'll end any beach fire bidness.