[ExGeeEye]

Rouged Rogues who jump out at me saying "Avast"?
I laugh at them! Deep, fulsome laughter I bestow upon them. An they persist, I chase them anon, brandishing such a stave as I may grasp.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Uh oh.
Don't ask where some of this stuff comes from, it just pops into my head at times.
And I have to write it down.
Kinda like the question a few threads back of where I get my taglines from.
They just appear.

Chase him down with a stave, or wait for a dashing swordsman to show up.