[Fedora]

"I shall have that turkey as my meal. My TRUCK shall be AVENGED!"

On that note, I shall sing the Turkey Song from Addam's Family Values

Eat us!

Hey! It's Thanksgiving Day!

Eat us!

We'd make a great buffet

Eat us!

We were raised by Farmer Ed

Eat us!

'Cause we're good and dead!

Eat us!

Best breasts, north or south

Eat us!

Tear off our legs and stuff them in your mouth

Eat us!

We won't stay fresh for very long!

So eat us

before we finish this song!

[Darksheare]

Remember the burger chain "Fudrucker's"?
Used to be one near beautimous downtown Stockholm NJ.
They had T-shirts that said, "Eat me at Fudrucker's!"

*cough*
It was quite an education to sit in school and see these shirts.