Give the freeper a prize!!!
Have I told you about the "Honk Honk Honk Beanie Baby Goose" award we have? It's the "attaboy" prize: a beanie baby that gets to sit on your desk when you do something especially well. Most recently, it was given to a gal who actually completed something.
We also have a sock monkey thing with long arms and velcro on the hands. It gets wrapped around your computer monitor when you don't do something well. It's the "Monkey On Your Back" award. It was last given to the chap who keeps forgetting to turn off the bathroom lights at the end of the day.
And yes, our supervisors are women.