The Guild 4-26-2004 Right-wing laugh riot

To: BigWaveBetty

I watched Wolfe Blitzer interview the Customs Inspector that stopped Ressam (would be LAX bomber) and it was priceless.

When I heard this, it truly scared me. We had no national security for eight years in the nineties. For a long time I thought Clinton just didn't care, that he was the student body president of the USA. I'm still thinking that way, but Hillary was there for a purpose for those years, and much of it was to lay the way for her triumphant return to stay as ruler.

81 posted on 04/27/2004 11:10:08 AM PDT by Utah Girl

Good one!

One more...

That hotdog is attacking me, where is my butl...er, uh, campaign aid with the bucket?

Wow, big doin's happening in Fallujah. Geez, I hope all the 'I can't wait 4 minutes for microwave popcorn' crowd will finally shut up.

82 posted on 04/27/2004 11:44:32 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (You're not the boss of me.)

Are you feeling better, Sweetie? I sure hope so. Since you're posting in the middle of the day, I'm guessing you're at home recouperating. Hope you're feeling better soon.

83 posted on 04/27/2004 11:49:54 AM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)

Every time clinton would answer questions at the end of his second reign of terror inevitably he would work a 'it was a lot of fun' into at least one answer. It turned my stomach, each and every time.

84 posted on 04/27/2004 11:51:46 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (You're not the boss of me.)

Keep your eye on the weather forcast and let me know. I don't want to wrestle with a trench coat if I don't have to. I'm hoping to get by with an umbrella.

85 posted on 04/27/2004 11:57:07 AM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)

Yep, I'm actually still at my mom's house. She refused (!) to drive me home last night. Good thing, I didn't have a very good night and didn't wake up until 10:30 this morning. Ugh.

When I called into work, my boss told me several people are out ill with the same thing. I hope to be back at work tomorrow...maybe.

86 posted on 04/27/2004 12:25:46 PM PDT by Utah Girl

To: BigWaveBetty

The other phrase x42 would use that made me retch was "I've worked so hard for the American people."

Wow, I am watching the Fallujah strike on Fox News. Awesome. And it's about time...

87 posted on 04/27/2004 12:29:32 PM PDT by Utah Girl

Leaflets were dropped yesterday in Fallujah saying"...if you are an insurgent, your last day was yesterday...."

88 posted on 04/27/2004 12:30:32 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I am trying to stop an outbreak here and you are driving the monkey to the airport!)

To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

Wow, I didn't hear that. I'm really glad that the military is showing some muscle. I think some of the insurgents have been emboldened the past few months. Hopefully a lot of the sniping and stuff will calm down.

89 posted on 04/27/2004 12:38:01 PM PDT by Utah Girl

To: BigWaveBetty

Well, girl, hold on to your hat. You're gonna love this one!

Have you been on any of the threads about Kerry's medals? I've spent some time over there and they're all over the place, but one inconsistency kept jumping out at me.

So a little while ago I sent this email to Patrick Healy, the Boston Globe reporter who's been covering Kerry for years (and doesn't like him):

Dear Mr. Healy,
I've come across something I don't understand and would appreciate you're clearing it up. Given the current issue over Senator Kerry's "medal toss" this may be important. Please understand...I am not demeaning Kerry's valor in any way. I honor his willingness to serve in a very difficult conflict.
I was looking at the military records on his website and I noticed that John Lehman had signed his Silver Star citation. Kerry served in Viet Nam in 1968-69. His original Silver Star citation was signed by Admiral Zumwalt, but it was not among the documents Kerry put on his website. (I provide links below for these documents). Kerry did post two Silver Star citations, one signed by Admiral John Hyland and another one signed by John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy. All are undated.
But John Lehman was Secretary of the Navy from February, 1981 to April, 1987 (concurrent with the time Kerry was changing his story about his "medal toss"). Why would Lehman have signed the last citation? Maybe Kerry applied for replacement medals? (Still, wouldn't Kerry have used his original citation(s) signed by Zumwalt or Hyland? Unless he'd lost them?). See what I mean? This makes no sense.
The language of the various documents is only slightly different. The only explanation I can think of for Lehman's signature is that Kerry applied for replacement medals. If that's the case, he has more questions to answer today.
_________________________________________________________ Original citation (Zumwalt) at findlaw.com (scroll down to Kerry: "Silver Star")
Subsequent citations (Hyland and Lehman) on Kerry's site
_________________________________________________________
Signed, ____________

Well, you never think they're really going to read these long emails. But, surprise! HE WROTE ME BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES:

Dear______, thanks for writing. This is interesting; I don't have an explanation for it. Will look into -- thanks, Pat

Woooo Hoooo! Keep an eye on the Globe!

90 posted on 04/27/2004 1:22:49 PM PDT by Timeout (Dems and MediaCrats: Stuck in a 9/10 world.)

Thu
Apr 29 Cloudy 80°/68° 20 %

Fri
Apr 30 Scattered T-Storms 80°/54° 40 %

Sat
May 01 Few Showers 78°/54° 30 %

Do remember, these are WeatherDudes, and they would slit their wrists if they could ever achieve 50% accuracy...do NOT bring the trench coat - you'd burn up in it.

91 posted on 04/27/2004 1:31:22 PM PDT by lodwick

Congrats on your remarkable sluthing, as well as finding a pressitiute who would listen. Keep us posted. Totally impressed here.

92 posted on 04/27/2004 1:31:40 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)

Excellent investigating, there...do keep us posted.

93 posted on 04/27/2004 1:33:55 PM PDT by lodwick

To: Iowa Granny; lodwick

Thanks. Feels like the early days of the "Ladies Investigative Guild"!

Downside: Now I have to read the Boston Globe!

94 posted on 04/27/2004 1:49:41 PM PDT by Timeout (Dems and MediaCrats: Stuck in a 9/10 world.)

Whenever your hair looks awful, and you just don't have time to have your hairdresser flown in, aboard your private jet, for a $1,000 "do," here's the solution: cover up that coif with a genuine, licensed "John Kerry for President" hat!

More caps, T-shirts and other items available at KerryGear.com.

95 posted on 04/27/2004 2:17:16 PM PDT by mountaineer

Those stocking caps are left over from the Iowa Caucuses in January. Volunteers were outside for hours on end in sub zero weather. Each individual campaign had their own stocking cap for the kids out on the streets campaigning for them.

Apparently the Kerry campaign ordered more stocking caps than they had volunteers and now they're trying to sell the left overs.

96 posted on 04/27/2004 2:33:53 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)

Kerry probably shouldn't wear one of those stocking caps...it would mess up his $1000 haircut...And to think we were upset when Clinton got a $200 haircut....BTW, Kerry and Hillary have the same hair stylist, though I doubt that Hillary uses her much,,,,I am sure she will once she starts her campaign and can charge it to the campaign funds...$1000 HAIRCUT?

97 posted on 04/27/2004 2:41:19 PM PDT by daisyscarlett

It is pretty funny that they're trying to unload them now, just as the summer weather is arriving!

98 posted on 04/27/2004 2:43:20 PM PDT by mountaineer

You are good. So very, very good!

Wait til Lehman finds out about this!! Being a Navy man he won't appreciate getting bamboozled (to deceive a passing vessel as to your ship's origin or nationality by flying an ensign other than your own - a common practice by pirates.) by a snot like Effin'!

99 posted on 04/27/2004 2:47:33 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (You're not the boss of me.)

Speaking of weather, it's snowing here!

100 posted on 04/27/2004 2:57:29 PM PDT by pubmom

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