[Riley]

You cannot, or will not answer simple questions. An appeal to your honesty had no effect. And you act as if you're the only thinking person around here.
(Hint: we don't do snobbish elitism)
You also tend to refer to conservatives in the third person.

Could it be more clear?

Go back to DU. You'll be happier there. Which is a shame. You seem to be reasonably well-read. I would have enjoyed discussions with you. You aren't ready for this place yet. When you are ready to have an honest discussion with us, without all of the pretense, then come back. We'll still be here.

Good night.

[epigone73]

unimaginable arrogance parading as ideological insight!

I gave what I thought was a fairly coherent thumbnail of my beliefs; I have attmepted to satisfy your requests for assurances of my conservative bona fides; have patiently endured unwarranted questioning of my motives and intent.

And I am afraid that in so doing, you have only confirmed the pseudo-intellectual left's worst suspicions about us.

[epigone73]

But if it will make you happy, and will actually end the cross-examination, then fine:

i'm a running-dog bolshevik Maoist Swede with a performace art grant from the NEA. I drive a solar-powered Volvo to earthfirst rallies and coven-meetings.

Now, as an outsider, please tell me what it is that conservatives ought to conserved and how they should go about doing it?