LOL Grannie....maybe you're using the wrong bait.
Maybe my baits too old? I'd go out back and dig some fresh worms but I don't think my back will take it.
I tried a little fish oil behind both ears, but every time we pass in the 'hall' he starts swishing his tail, starts to head upstream and gets this glazed dead fish look in his eyes.
I wonder if I paint myself pink, he will think I'm a Salmon and get all fluffy..
No.. never mind, I think I'll just forget it and see what he wants for lunch.. My head hurts.. :(