Joke: Signing Troubles
Two Rednecks were taking a trip to the big city. One of them was illiterate, and any time he needed to sign his name, he put an "X" on the dotted line. But then one time, he signed his "X", and then put a circle around it. After they had left, the other guy turned to him and asked, "Why on earth did you put a circle around the X?" The first signatory turned and replied, "I didn't want to give them my real name."
Joke: Hair Cut Mystery
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half."
The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"